Filter taglines

Decided to pull the trigger on this one, let me know if it needs
adjustment

CHANGELOG.md

@@ -50,9 +50,9 @@ Ideas that will be planned and find their way into a release at one point
 - [ ] test: Fix and enable Saucelabs acceptance test. Write one actual test (e.g. Multipart). Enable it in `npm run test` so it's ran on Travis automatically (#2, #23, @hedgerh)
 - [ ] test: Get saucelabs account https://saucelabs.com/beta/signup/OSS/None (@hedgerh)
 - [ ] tus: Resolve promise when all uploads are done or failed, not earlier (currently you get to see '1 file uploaded' and can close the modal while the upload is in progress) (@arturi)
-- [ ] website: Decide on tagline(s) (@kvz, @hedgerh, @arturi, @tim-kos)
 - [ ] website: Polish taglines (@arturi)
 - [ ] website: scrollbars on code samples (@arturi)
+- [x] website: Filter taglines (@kvz)
 - [x] core: Rename `view` to `orchestrator` (@kvz)
 - [x] core: Rename `progress` to `progressindicator` (@kvz)
 - [x] website: utilize browserify index exposers to rid ourselves of `../../../..` in examples (@kvz)

website/src/_data/taglines.yml

@@ -4,22 +4,13 @@
  - doesn’t hump your leg
  - also accepts cat pictures
  - loves you unconditionally
- - doesn’t knock over your recycle bin
  - you don’t have to keep on a leash
  - won’t pee on your rug
  - loves to play fetch
- - doesn’t bite
+ - doesn’t bite (hard)
  - won’t bark at the mailman
  - is great with the kids
- - likes to go on a trip with you
  - can digest anything, even chocolate cake
- - will never run away
- - already has all its own toys
- - doesn’t jump on the couch
- - never howls when left alone
  - is always happy to see you
  - isn’t afraid of fireworks
  - is allowed everywhere
- - always loves to meet new people
- - doesn’t chase your cat
- - your mother isn’t allergic to